So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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