escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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