ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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