i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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