if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I need a burrito and a hug.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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