Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
