If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
