But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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