Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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