doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize