I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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