i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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