I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I have post one night stand depression
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