We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it's like iHOP with fire
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize
