once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
