So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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