Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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