Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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