I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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