Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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