My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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