I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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