i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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