Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
