David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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