I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Boobs are out for the taking
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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