No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Randomize
