nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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