Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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