i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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