is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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