I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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