i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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