So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Randomize
