We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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