So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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