yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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