Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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