This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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