I'm going to jail i love you
birth control should be required to get into college
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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