im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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