just tell him i said nine months
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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