covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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