I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Randomize
