My liver just broke up with me...
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
tell me about the eggs
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