Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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