Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Farmville is her only friend.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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