After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
handjob tips. give me some.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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