It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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