and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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