I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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