They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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