SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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