How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
