so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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