How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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