That's intense
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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