'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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